GOT TO BE A JOKER

036.

2008-07-24T06:44:20Z

Anyone else notice the sudden breeze?

...

Oh.

035.

2008-07-19T05:43:25Z

[video post]

[Gin is dressed in a pirate costume, sword in hand, hook replacing the other. He's even got a fake mustache, though he gently refused the wig. The scene is taking place in a dark, rocking cabin. The only light is from a swinging lantern over head, illuminating his smiling face in regular intervals.]

Tick-tock-tick-tock.

Am I the only one who hears this?

Peter Pan an' the Bandit can wait. I gotta take care o' the crocodile firs'.

034.

2008-07-15T22:50:52Z

What's the sayin'? Ummm...lemme think....

Oh, I 'member! Smells like bacon.

Run, run.

033.

2008-07-06T21:18:22Z

[video post]

[A line of scarecrows, all writhing and skewered by an impossibly long sword and being pushed forward. The impaler isn't visible, though the voice should make it perfectly clear who it is.]

...It's a conga line! Or should I say shish kabob?

032.

2008-07-02T22:57:22Z

Wh-where'm I? This ain't home.

...

I'm hungry.

[ooc: Have a rukongai Gin who is cute and fuzzy, but still slightly creepy.]

031.

2008-06-24T21:21:57Z

I got a li'l' too creative with this pen I found.

I don't think I'll be goin' by any children or churches anytime soon. But it sure is funny!

030.

2008-06-15T20:03:10Z

Don' be late t'class on penalty o' detention!

'Member students, I don't like takin' points away, but if ya bother me 'nough, I will assign an essay.

Rats into teacups today. An' I sure don't wanna see tails on these teacups.

[ooc: By day, creepy transfiguration teacher. By night, Death Eater lulz. For the record, his wand can extend.]

029.

2008-06-12T21:42:16Z

What's the point of knowin' I'm amazin' if no one wants t'agree?

028.

2008-05-27T01:00:15Z

[accidental voice post? wait. nothing gin does is an accident.]

I see! Now, is this s'pposed to be ironic?

I think it's kinda funny myself.

...Ya like playin' cards?

Sure I do! Let's play cards. Ya got some tea?

Uh-huh. After we play this hand, an' finish up, let's go mingle.

Yeah.

[ooc: So cute!]

027.

2008-05-12T21:44:01Z

This cert'nly looks like an interestin' curse. 'Nother City, huh? I'm jus' surprised it didn' end at midnight. Still, I don' see much need f'worry.

But I wonder how one would get in there...for a li'l' fun.

026.

2008-05-06T20:38:07Z

Daddy, you sure were lenient yesterday. 'Member, some children need discipline t'behave. I s'ppose ya shoulda sent me t'bed without dinner.

Cirucci, I'm pretty damn sure none of 'em were mine. If you were able t'give birth, you'd abort anythin' I spawned right away, wouldn'tcha? Good girl.

I wonder how I ended up with one o' Rangiku's bras....'specially since she don't wear 'em.

025.

2008-05-03T23:58:57Z

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Extreme
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Extreme
Level 7 (Violent)	Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Extreme

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Oh my~~

024.

2008-04-29T02:23:16Z

Zombies? Hm. S'ppose it's a good thing I'm inside, then!

[private, easily hackable.]

An' good thing I got someone here t'help me stave off loneliness too. ♥

[/private]

[ooc: Mood reads amused, as per usual.]

023.

2008-04-26T14:21:27Z

War games? How fun. Maybe I can play?

[filter]

I know that kidnappin's gettin' a li'l' cliche, but it never stops bein' fun, right?

Novena, is everythin' ready?

Oh, and also, I wonder how Rukia's doin'. An' Kurosaki. Anyone got any news?

[/filter]

[ooc: Oh yeah. That link is totally IC.]

022.

2008-04-19T23:24:33Z

Dear me. Building 6 sure is hot right now. I wonder if somethin's wrong with my air conditionin'. Or maybe it's just the fact that it's jus' a touch crowded more than usual. Can't tell.

[ooc: >=D]

021.

2008-04-16T21:49:33Z

What a terrible li'l' curse that was. But hey, the dead came back an' all is well. It's best t'remember that death is temporary. Truly sorry for your losses. All twenty-four hours of 'em.

Ahh, it seems we got some new arrivals from back home! Hisagi-fukutaichou, how're things on your end? I fear t'see the paperwork ya got piled up. An' Kira-fukutaichou...it's been entirely too long.

020.

2008-04-13T23:39:25Z

Poor, poor Vice-Cap'n. It's a shame, ain't it? Dyin' twice an' all. Three times, maybe. Only this time, he's not bein' killed by his own squad member. I guess that's gotta be some sorta consolation for certain people.

Oh dear. With shinigami numbers dwindlin' as they are, I wonder jus' what they're gonna do.

019.

2008-04-11T21:03:21Z

[video post]

They ain't so bad. They're not botherin' me, at least. I found a nice li'l' white one an' I think I'm gonna keep it as a pet. These things are so hard t'feed properly though, so I found a way to keep them from eatin' outta turn.

[Camera turns to a white Cthulu with a sword skewered through both lips, gnashing its teeth ineffectively.]

Dunno what I'm gonna name 'im yet. The white makes me think.... Jyuushirou!

[/video post]

018.

2008-04-09T07:11:41Z

For the record, I actually don' like butterscotch candies that much at all. What am I gonna do with all these? I wonder how I got 'em in the firs' place. I also...found a card on me.

What the heck is 'AARP'?

017.

2008-04-08T07:03:59Z

...

....

.....

Does this mean I get early bird specials now?

016.

2008-04-03T04:36:59Z

Oh! How nice. A rainbow seems t'have sprouted from my head. I wonder why that is? I'll never get hang o' these crazy city curses. Sure is nice, though!

015.

2008-04-02T15:29:29Z

I missed a curse day!! How regrettable. From the looks of it, I missed a pretty fun one too. I can think of a few things I'd like ta wish for.... I hope ev'ryone enjoyed it. I sure enjoyed readin' 'bout it.

I see some new faces in town! Kuchiki-san, so happy t'see you could make it. Now, I know this ain't the quality o' life you're used to, but I hope ya get comfortable here anyway.

014.

2008-03-28T00:34:57Z

Oh boy~! Looks like I didn' get hit with today's curse. Lucky for me! I gotta say though, these people got a point. It really is a nice spring day. An' it's refreshin' to see ev'ryone happy for a change! I hope this curse'll visit more often...but some people look better in poodle skirts than others.

There should be more malt shops 'round here durin' normal times.

013.

2008-03-25T07:46:11Z

Oh, dear~! I didn' think it'd be so noisy! A misjudgment on my part. I shoulda expected as much from the sexta. Sorry, Buildin' 1!

Ulquiorra, I'm continually impressed by your practicality. Your extraction skills are top notch; awfully funny too! You coulda sold tickets. Though it was pretty messy...didn' smell none too good either. Is there a custodial crew in this city?

Grimmjow, didja learn your lesson? I'm sorry I didn' remove your arms as promised, but I figgered it's already been done. I wanted to treat ya to somethin' new.

012.

2008-03-25T04:02:58Z

What an interestin' series o' days, huh? Marriage and children, bein' chained up, bein' a shinigami again.... Just a look into lives I coulda led.

I think I like where I am though.